Writer: Ahh! So many distractions today! 

Muse: Perchance doth thou require mine assistance?

Writer: I have a little writer’s block today. Need to get these pages filled.

Muse: Thou but hast to ask for rescue. (tap, tap. tap…)

Writer: I don’t think an entire page of the letter “O” is quite what I had in mind. Muse? Muse? Stop snoring!