Muse Minion

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Muse: Because my employer is merciless in her demands, I have taken the high road and hired a minion.

Writer: I am not mercilessly demanding. I simply have a lot of work.

Muse: And that flows down hill, you know. Hence, I have my own personal assistant, thank you very much.

Muse shares his organizational plan with Mariah
Muse explains his filing system to Mariah for the new office reorganization plan.

Writer: Oh is that so?

Muse: Meet Muse Minion Mariah. Tah dah!

Writer: Do you expect her to do everything for you?

Muse: Isn’t that what minions do?

Writer: (Sigh) I can see we’ll need to give Mariah a lot of compassion this summer. Her task master has high expectations…

Muse instructing his new minion, Mariah.
Muse instructing his new minion, Mariah.

Published by Angela Breidenbach

Angela Breidenbach is an author, genealogist, screenwriter, speaker, and radio personality.