Muse: Because my employer is merciless in her demands, I have taken the high road and hired a minion.
Writer: I am not mercilessly demanding. I simply have a lot of work.
Muse: And that flows down hill, you know. Hence, I have my own personal assistant, thank you very much.
Writer: Oh is that so?
Muse: Meet Muse Minion Mariah. Tah dah!
Writer: Do you expect her to do everything for you?
Muse: Isn’t that what minions do?
Writer: (Sigh) I can see we’ll need to give Mariah a lot of compassion this summer. Her task master has high expectations…