Writer: Ahh!! Quit!
Muse: What? Am I annoying you?
Writer: Yes! I’m trying to rebuild my website. You keep popping bubble wrap and you’re driving me nuts!
Muse: Ah, I see. So my actions are causing your reactions.
Writer: Now you get it.
Muse: Absolutely. E=MC2.
Writer: You’re not going to stop, are you?
Muse: Theoretically, no…
Writer: (Facepalm.)
